My name is Mr Juan Should.
I’m the man people are referring to when they start their advice with “Juan Should…”.
Here is a collection of all the advice I’ve been given over the years. I hope you find it as helpful as I have.
Juan Should never share an umbrella and expect to be taken seriously.
Juan Should keep your friends close and your frenemies closer.
Juan Should save your Thriller moves for the dance floor, not the final play of the Super Bowl.
Juan Should avoid being a dead fish, going in too hard or finishing too quickly.
Juan Should look for the best in people.
Juan Should always remember that a problem shared is a problem halved.
Juan Should always address a knight as Sir.
Juan Should never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Juan Should shake it off.
Juan Should never count your chickens before they hatch.
Juan Should not hate the Playa (hate the game).
Juan Should only take a weapon to a fight if you are prepared to use it and accept the consequences.
Juan Should have a hobby to occupy idle time and discuss at dinner parties.
Juan Should always prepare food properly.
Juan Should start the day as you intend to go on.
Juan Should never play The Tinder whilst on a Tinder date.